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Padre:
ikaw lalake ang haligi ng tahanan at ikaw naman babae ang ilaw ng tahanan.
"Eh, padre ano ako." Sino ka ba? "biyenan" ikaw ang anay ng
tahanan

Best
husbands: Panadero - masarap lumamutak. Hinente - magaling
pumatong. Catcher - palaging pasok sa butas. Karpintero - mahusay
sa pukpukan. Texter - gusto laging fingeran.

MR:
Labs, bakit ka umiiyak?

MRS: Nagseselos kasi ako sa bagong cellphone mo.

MR: Bakit naman?

MRS: Kasi may ibang libangan na ang daliri mo.


Last night i dreamt of U. this morning my
first thought was U. im thinking of U right now and til i go to bed tonight.
bukas I'll thik of V naman.

When i was lost u were there, wen i was
down, you were there, wen i was brokenhearted, u were there, when i got sick u
were there... aba! di kaya ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko!

If you're wet and hot and you're alone and
your rum and u nid someone who will respond with your body heat, just call
me. with my breathtaking style and the power of my hands. . . papaypayan kita.

STAGES
OF MARRIAGE:

Year 1: Man goes home, wife gives slippers and the dog barks.

Year 2: Man goes home, dog gives slippers and wife barks.

Year 3: At home, man and wife barks. SLIPPERS HIT DOG!

Nasa
bundok ka nahulog cel mo at asawa mo, anong gagawin mo? magpakatotoo ka,
sagipin mo cel mo at isigaw mo sa asawo mo text na lang kitaaaaaa'

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Hus: hon malapit nako,
mtgal k p b? Wyf:hintyin mo nako, malapit na rin ako. Hus:yan
na lalabas naaaah. Wyf:walanghiya ka, bat sa labas k tumae? Hus:tagal
mo kasi sa cr.




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